Hello. I'm Patrick, which you may have guessed by looking at either the domain name, the big image at the top, or the contact page. If you did, well done.

That's me, on the left. I'm the one in colour, the other (lesser) mortals are my friends - namely Ben, Naomi, Chelsea and Georgia. Have a read through my blog, and you'll notice references to each of these people, and be able to smile smugly to yourself, knowing you are aware of their appearances.

I'm just your average guy, really; this is just a vanity website for me, and a place to store a load of crap I couldn't really put anywhere else. So... enjoy!