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Ugh... Long day, so technically I'm posting this entry a day late, but it's 12.36am, so I guess I can let myself off. I've just had a can of Coke, so I figure I'm good for at least another four or five minutes.

Anyway, got up at 8.30 today, to get the 9.40 ferry, to be in Fareham by 11.30 to see Sex And The City with Stef. After she recently split with her boyfriend (who, I am reliably informed, has a very small penis), I figured I should treat her - so out of the goodness of my heart, I not only bought the two luxury seats, but a big tub of ice cream too.

Inside, however, it appeared as though her return offer to buy the snacks would come to nothing as the cinema guy told us her 'card wasn't working'. Bullshit, I'd seen her paying him off about an hour beforehand. Regardless, I had to pay for that too.

The film wasn't too bad, a lot funnier than I'd have expected it to be - although as the only male in the cinema, I felt somewhat out of place, even if my odds had just greatly improved. Stef almost cried once, but I poked her, and the situation was averted. She also spilled my popcorn. Bitch.

After the film, we had time to burn, so went off to the bookstore, purely so I could say, "excuse me, where do you keep your erotic books?". It turns out they were round the back, and we each read excerpts of our favourites - I read a passage from "My Secret Garden" (hehe), and she performed a section of "Tie Me Up".

This game, by the way, doesn't work quite as well in a library, if you're planning on trying.

Returned home, and finished the Dark PerFectioN staff and news pages, much to the satisfaction of Ryan - who I believe is in love with me - he sent me a love heart over MSN. I feel so special.

Andy link pimpage time: Click!

Finally, apparently, the simplistic design of the site makes things look dull, so I need a bit more colour...



Hehe...
By Patrick on 30 May 2008
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