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All objects in my life of value (women excluded) are assigned names based on the personality and appearance - here is a brief summary:

iPhone = Rochelle
MacBook Pro = Lauren
Honda Varadero = Helga
Suzuki Marauder = Betsy
Citroen C3 = Monique
PDA (now dead) = Norman

And some McDonalds ones:

Fry Hopper = Archie
Filtering Rod = Rodney
Egg Cracker = Cordelia<33
Mike's Scraper = Shadiqua, Cordelia's black cousin.
Big Bin = Bertha/Brute