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Since Urban Dictionary won't have us, here in full glory is the full definition of 'Playing T-Ball', the worst game in the world.

Playing T-Ball
A sport or game played almost exclusively by women, analogous of a relationship in which one partner openly declares love or other strong feelings for their other half (especially early on, before feelings are mutual).

Women are masters of playing t-ball, and many will sieze upon a new relationship as an opportunity to play, posting messages on social networking sites, sending texts, making phone calls etc.

Men should not play t-ball. They will always be bested by their female counterparts, and will never win. A man who plays t-ball is one who becomes easily attached to a new partner, affectionately referencing her to anyone who will listen. He will also find himself single in a matter of weeks.

Named after the IRL sport of t-ball, a game that is so easy and ridiculous that no self-respecting man would dare play it.

A: Hey, did you hear? Aaron got himself a new girlfriend!
B: No shit! He's playing T-Ball all over Facebook!
A: Oh no! She's gonna dump his ass!
A+B: Guys can't play T-Ball!